Seeing the ads for that new show The Last Man on Earth with Will Forte, I was actually really excited. I started exclaiming, “That would be so cool! Think of all the things you could do!” While I watched the premiere, I sat there thinking about what I would do if it were me. If I was the last woman on Earth, I would…

1. Drive a Lamborghini. Naked.

2. Eat all the Godiva and tasty chocolates of the world.

3. Exercise at all of those nice gyms that I’ve only ever admired through the windows.

4. Go to The White House and find all of the secret passages that I know have to be in there.

5. Watch Cribs and all of the unique homes TV shows. I would find all of those awesome houses, like the ones that are underwater or built into the trees.

6. Stand on top of the Empire State Building and drop things from the top. Just some of those things include: oranges, a tennis ball, a watermelon, huge glass vases, and dump a bucket of water.

7. Gather up all of my favorite paintings, like The Starry Night, and adorn my new celebrity home with them.

(Photo from the MoMA website)

8. Go to all of the best amusement parks in America and ride all of the best rides over and over again. I’m not sure if they are automatic or not, I might have to learn some engineering. It’s okay, I’d have all the resources at my fingertips!

9. Wear the finest clothes in all the land. I want to put on a nine million dollar diamond necklace and walk around in the best Vera Wang dress there ever was. And then run in it on the beach.

10. Make friends out of candy. In The Last Man on Earth, Phil takes after Tom Hanks’s Castaway character and turns balls into people. Forget that, candy is way better. I can eat them if they get on my nerves and we can have our own little soap opera when my best friend, a bar of chocolate, melts in the sun. See? I’m already thinking like someone that hasn’t associated with another living human in a long time.

Once I finally tired of being alone, I’d teach myself to fly a plane. If I couldn’t do it, I’d die at least doing something cool. If I could pull it off, I could go to Europe and start my adventure all over!

You can check out The Last Man on Earth, starring Will Forte, on Sundays at 9:30pm on Fox.

So what would you do if YOU were the last person on Earth?